31 Nights of Horror, Night 29: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Three sentence review:

It took me 11 years and one Evil Dead redo to help me realize that the 2003 reboot of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a pretty freaking awesome remake! Nothing touches Tobe Hooper’s original, but Jessica Biel and the gang deliver convincing performances alongside a stellar casting job of the maniacal Hewitt Family (including the legendary R. Lee Ermey who is awesome as Sheriff Hoyt.) This is a remake you can watch over and over, which is perfect because I stole my cousin’s copy of this dvd a few years back – sorry Bobby!