31 Nights of Horror V, Night 3: 31

31 Nights of Horror, Night 3: 31

Three sentence review:

One of the most polarizing figures in horror is Rob Zombie (and don’t even get people started on his wife and my girl crush Sheri Moon). Loved his latest, 31, which seems like a huge “F you” to everyone who hates his movies because it is by far his most in-your-face and unfiltered effort to date. A psycho Spanish speaking little person with a Hitler ‘stache is only the beginning of bizarre horrors a group of friends must survive (including the AMAZING Meg Foster who is SEVENTY YEARS OLD) in the insanely violent and deadly game of 31.

How to get extra nerdy:

1. Watch every Rob Zombie movie in chronological order

2. Listen to Hellbilly Deluxe while speaking nonsense in German