Night 20, Hellraiser

31 Nights of Horror, Night 20: Hellraiser (1987)

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Three sentence review:

When I was just a little girl growin’ up in the ‘burbs only a few things truly scared me: cockroaches, the wrath of my older brother if I was caught using his Playstation, and Pinhead from Hellraiser.   This movie could probably be best described by Stefon from SNL because it has everything:  a Moroccan puzzle box that serves as a portal to hell, a slutty serial killer who harvests blood to reanimate her former lover, an entire legion of sadomasochists known as Cenobites  (BADASS 80S MAKEUP EFFECTS ALERT), and oh, look what just walked in, “the human ribeye” – you know, it’s that thing where a dead guy lives in your attic and doesn’t have any skin.   This was Clive Barker’s first feature film and it’s terrific because it’s probably the only horror movie whose characters are appropriate costumes for Comic-Con and a porn convention.

We have such sights to show you,

Katie

Night 19, The Midnight Meat Train

31 Nights of Horror

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Three sentence review:

Oh yes, America, YOU BETCHA there is a movie called “The Midnight Meat Train”  and although it probably reminds you of the nickname of somebody you knew in college, it’s actually pretty scary and worth the watch.  Bradley Cooper (swoon!) plays a very poor photographer who tries to hunt down a serial killer affectionately known as the “Subway Butcher” after he becomes obsessed with the disappearances of several of the butcher’s victims.  The revelation at the film’s conclusion is almost laughable, but this is horror, folks, and we forgive outlandish plots and learn to accept alternate realities… because we can.

So this is why the DC Metro closes at midnight during the week…
#Truth
#Truth

Step away from the meat,

Katie