I ran into Art the Clown
At a pizza shop open late
He sawed my friend’s body in half
A different woman’s face, he ate
His oil black teeth give me nightmares
His sketchy bag full of god knows what
The way he sits silently and stares
You know he’s about to fuck shit up
I used to feel bad for clowns
For causing fear instead of joy
But I get why Art causes frowns
That mother fucker is here to destroy
And if you see Art lurking on your street
Rest assured its your maker you will meet
31 Nights of Horror, Night 9: American Horror Story: Freak Show Premiere
Three sentences review:
In last night’s 90-minute American Horror Story: Freak Show premiere, “Twisty the Clown” became a horror icon. Beyond that designation, AHS: Freak Show’s got some ‘splainin to do and I can’t freaking (no pun intended) wait to see how this fourth season unfolds. Let me just fan-girl out real quick in the following run-on sequence: Kathy Bates is so fierce with a beard, Jessica Lange covers David Bowie, I’m so into the theories that all seasons are connected, please watch this engrossing interview with actor Mat Fraser, and if I see ANY of you jack asses dressing up as Twisty for Halloween I’m sprinting, screaming, and crying the hell away from you.
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