Night 12: The Walking Dead Season 5 Premiere

31 Nights of Horror, Night 12: The Walking Dead Season 5 Premiere

The most horrific Boxcar Children book EVER.

***WARNING: This review contains minor spoilers***

Three sentence review:

Allow me to describe the scene in my living room during tonight’s Walking Dead Season 5 opener: cringing, yelling at my television, sitting on the edge of my favorite oversized chair, hating and then cheering for Tyrese, high-fiving Carol through the screen, and cursing Terminus. The opening scene with Rick, Glenn, Darryl, Bob, and the rest of the “cattle” was one of the most intense of the entire series and the action didn’t stop until even after the credits rolled (thanks to an EXTRA sneak peek at the next episode..OMG MORGAN!) I have to wonder two things, though: 1. Where the EFF is Beth?! and 2. If zombie-flage works so well to hide yourself among the walkers, why don’t they just cover themselves in walker guts all of the damn time?!

Night 13: Walking Dead Season 4 Premiere

31 Nights of Horror, Night 13: The Walking Dead Season 4 Premiere, “30 Days Without an Accident”

Three sentence review:

Take a cue from Britney Spears and “go call the Guvanah” because the Walking Dead is back, y’all! The once dreary prison is now a bonafide farm/school/apparent brothel cause everyone in the whole damn place is shackin’ up together and there are a whole lot of new characters to get to know.  Judging from the end of this episode, I’m guessing there’s a swine flu storm a-comin’ except this swine flu turns you into a zombie  – totally jazzed for this season!

Please watch the “Walking Dead Bad Lip Reading” if you haven’t done that yet.

Please, just don’t tell your father,