31 Nights of Horror IV, Night 9: My Fab 40th
Three sentences review:
What you are about to read may be disturbing to some readers. Reader discretion is advised.
Glittery, animal print romper catastrophes, side boob dilemma, a woman wearing angel wings with goggles on top of her head murdering party guests with spoken word performances…these are only a few of the inexplicable horrors you will encounter watching Bravo’s latest train wreck reality show, “My Fab 40th”. If you thought the definition of terror was watching a 16 year old on MTV screaming at her parents because she received a domestically manufactured automobile as a present, you have never witnessed two grown women spending $150,000 to listen to an ex-yoga instructor play a sitar at their 40th birthday party. Viewers with heart trouble/high blood pressure, pregnant women, or those who experience dizziness or motion sickness be warned: there is an unrelenting and horrifying overkill of the word “fierce”.
P.S. – I LOVED it.